placatory:

When you order something online and it finally comes

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stevetbqh:

manjolras:

f-rea-k:

manjolras:

“i was in the sherlock fandom once” is the new embarrassing twilight phase

DON’T YOU DARE COMPARE SHERLOCK TO TWILIGHT

apologies to all twilight fans

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guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
guys: ew fat chicks
guys: why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying
guys: ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol
guys: why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
guys: oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?
guys: haha girls suck at math/science/sports
guys: a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that shits not gonna get you a husband
guys: why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it
guys: oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how fucking disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?

liamschesthair:

liamschesthair:

it’s never a bad time for anal

OHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

shouldnt:

I AM SO EXCITED TO WEAR SWEATERS AGAIN

reine-ubu:

So apparently there was a rumor a while back that cr1tikal works as a substitute teacher.

Could you imagine just sitting in class, waiting for your teacher, when all of a sudden you hear

"What’s up everybody it’s Cr1tikal. Today I’m substituting Applied Chemistry, let’s do this shit,"

stupidshinji:

My icon is also the expression that I permanently have on my face.

snorlaxatives:

pizza is gone jakemalik is gone all those other random ass people who had no personality whatsoever are gone this is like annoying tumblr user apocalypse

me and bae having sex

bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
me: put a quarter in the swear jar

paintdeath:

full time hoe online….very shy hoe irl

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