snorlaxatives:

pizza is gone jakemalik is gone all those other random ass people who had no personality whatsoever are gone this is like annoying tumblr user apocalypse

me and bae having sex

bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
me: put a quarter in the swear jar

paintdeath:

full time hoe online….very shy hoe irl

nurseblonda:

actual footage of me walking to class in the morning

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ladypaceofmirkwood:

I’ve figured it out: My type is tall, handsome and dorky as fuck

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i need to get fucked by something other than my life

prochoicebecausefuckoff:

There has been one school shooting in Scotland in recent memory. Only one that I can recall.

And after that we restriced gun control and made owning a handgun and a semi automatic weapon prohibited.

And there hasn’t been a mass/school shooting in Scotland since. Not to mention that firarm violence/deaths are incredibly rare.

It is mind boggling to me that the US can have 38 school shootings in half a year and still do nothing

yoncehaunted:

When an old post randomly starts getting a ton of notes

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putins-boyfriend:

punacceptable:

*grabs my own ass* nice

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justicecaravan:

you know when you follow someone and they follow you right back or the other way around and you always like eachothers posts and you can tell that they’re a great person even though you never spoke to them what a beautiful nonexistent friendship 

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