nayx:

*goes to bed at 2am instead of 5am* wow, my life is so in order right now.  i’m making such good decisions for myself and my body and my soul and im so in love with myself for doing this

m4ge:

Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like

ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning 

serving size: 4

yeah

all 4 me

vanillabobo:

du4ne:

some of us have been following each other for a long ass time

#at this point i dont even care about your fandoms

bukkakehokage:

girl: spank me daddy

me: I am not ready to be a father

girlkisser2k14:

jacquerel:

someone on the WoW beta managed to trigger a bug which filled his base with an infinite number of respawning skeletons, which followed him to the graveyard when he died and won’t go away even after he’s been killed repeatedly, abandoned the quest which summoned them, and logged out and back in again, so he’s trapped as a corpse until it is fixed

excellent.

world of warcraft finally replaced with superior game “infinite skeleton hell”

queen-wienerlooks:

shego:

shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with

shout out to people who can have regular conversations with you naked.

"There’s a lot of sadness and tragedy, which is good."
--Peter Jackson on the end of The Battle of Five Armies (via teddvaltman)

romanticizing-death:

bahboh:

one thing i love about college is that everyone is so exhausted that nobody judges anyone for sleeping anywhere like

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just rest your eyesimage

get comfy

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we’re all in  this together

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you are safe here

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it will be ok

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This is by far the cutest college post I have ever seen

minimalyzed:

replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

strivingking:

If you’re in college right now

Check the syllabus for each one of your classes right now while you bullshittin

Don’t fall behind this early in the semester off some bullshit

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